"It's colder than Old Man Winter's crotch."
- Paul Moore, describing his feelings on the temperature
In reality, it is pretty cold in Edmonton right now. This morning it was -38 at the airport. Lucikly, it's currently +1 and raining in Collingwood with a forecast for -3 and flurries tomorrow. In another stroke of luck tomorrow's race is a medium distance classic.
I think I'd still take insane waxing conditions over Old Man Winter's Crotch. I'm just saying...